Mansex: Hard and Rough

007: GAY DAY

Tue, 03 Oct 2006 10:47:02 GMT

*Clears Throat* This is an exciting time for those of you who live in Hollow Bastion. There has been an announcement about the first Annual Gay Day Parade happening on Friday the 13th. (What a perfect date)

I'm pleased to announce that I will be organizing a Gang Bang float. Details are a bit sketchy, but some of you will be riding with me in that float.

I'm sure this will be a glorious day. ~~LOTS OF GAY HEARTS FLOATS. *FOAM* MMMM GAY HEARTS.~~

006

Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:12:03 GMT

Tomorrow is the day I will venture to Atlantica. Everyone is free to join me. I'm sure you'll have a wonderful time there seeing as there are many ~~dolphins to hump~~ species of sealife residing there.

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I have misplaced my Cheese.

Not happy.

005

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 22:00:19 GMT

Going to Dinner tomorrow at Ansem's. ~~He better not be planning something. Like... plotting to steal my favorite coat with our little brother or poisoning the food with his toxic semen.~~

Charges have been cancelled. Though, if anyone wants to go to Atlantica with me, do let me know. I'm planning a business trip.

Ah, the real point. I am posting to announce:

THE THEME FOR THIS FRIDAY (SEPTEMBER 22ND)
Cosplay Night will have the theme of Mystic Creatures. This week I would appreciate everyone keeping it in the theme. I'm sure you have plenty of time to find the proper costume for the night.

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I am still trying to figure out mine.

004

Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:34:05 GMT

I have a lot to talk about. Needless to say, none of it is pleasant.

1 - WHERE THE HELL DID MY SPECIAL LIGHTSABRE~~dildo~~ GO?! I KNOW IT WAS IN IT'S PLACE WHEN I LEFT. YES. IT WAS. IT WAS IN THE GLASS DISPLAY CASE OVER MY BED ALONG WITH MY OTHER ~~500~~ ONE. I WANT TO KNOW WHO HAS IT. YOU BETTER GIVE IT BACK NOW OR I WILL FOREVER HAUNT YOU. I'LL SLIT YOUR THROAT. THERE WILL BE SOME SHIT GOING DOWN.

2 - My credit/debit card is not YOURS TO USE. NOBODY SHOULD BE PASSING AROUND THE DAMN THING. I just got my monthly statement, and there was a ridiculous charge... this charge was for 5,000,000,000 GODDAMN MUNNY. IF I HAD THAT MUCH MUNNY, I WOULD HAVE OBTAINED GAY HEARTS BY NOW.

YOU BASTARDS. I COULD OVERLOOK THE PHOENIX DOWN AND TAMPON CHARGES, BUT NOT THIS. HOW DARE YOU.

Of course, I will cancel the charge.

Do you want to know what it was for?

ATLANTICA

Yes, god damn Atlantica where those Mermaid's roam. Who the fuck in their right mind would want to buy that piece of shit?!

Greed:	Very High
Gluttony:	Very High
Wrath:	Very High
Sloth:	Very High
Envy:	High
Lust:	Very High
Pride:	Very High

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003: A Reminder + Drinks

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 21:17:12 GMT

A reminder to everyone: Every Friday is Cosplay tonight, and this Friday is no exception. Make sure to wear your costumes to the Gang Bang. There is no theme this week, though, Star Wars related costumes are encouraged.

Riku, remember to pick up the Yoda costume tonight after work.

Leon, I expect you to dress up as well.

Also, I am delighted to announce the names of a few new drinks we'll soon be offering on our menu at the bar:

- CreamFilledDyx
- IXSpiral
- Sex on the IX
- Dyx on the Rocks
- Bloody Dyx

002: Star Wars Slash

Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:00:34 GMT

Hn. While watching Star Wars for the 69th time, I have come to the conclusion that I have a new favorite pairing: Jabba the Hutt x Yoda.

I searched online, but it doesn't seem there are any fan-fictions for these two, so I took it upon myself to write my own. So, here, I present, this masterpiece which shall be published and earn me 100,000,000,000,000,000,000 munny:

X

It was a love, a love that could never be denied. Nobody could get in their way - not Luke Skywalker, and not even Darth Vador. It was... destiny.

Yoda's skin glittered a heavenly shade of meatloaf-vomit green, with a heavy aura surrounding his small figure as he walked into P-Diddy's house. (The two of them are cousins - P-Diddy gave Yoda a key.) As per usual, Yoda, being his little obsessive-compulsive self, checked all the rooms in the house, searching high and low to make sure there was nothing suspicious.

And then... He saw him.

From a distance, he could smell the heavy scent of "Curious" by Britney Spears. It was a stench that was coming from a large lump in the swimming pool. This large lump was disgusting; it looked as if a T-Rex had broken into Diddy's house and had taken a giant shit in his empty pool.

Yoda approached with caution, brought-out a large metal pole to poke the dinosaurshitlooking creature from a distance. When he witnessed it moving, it shocked him! He didn't expect shit to be able to move. When he saw that it had eyes, a mouth, and the largest god damn penis he had ever seen in his life, he was turned on. Instantly.

When Jabba Turned around, you could instantly tell that, since Yoda didn't know what he was, the pole had went straight up his ass and had turned on Jabba the Hut.

"YOU'RE TOO GOOD. OMG"

Jabba, slowly, inched his way out of the pool. When he finally made his pieceofshit self out of the pool, he turned to Yoda and grinned. "Yoooooda. I was expecting you. Diddy wanted to give us some alone time."

So, Jabba took his giant penis and stuck it up Yoda's little ass.

It was so big it caused Yoda to hemorrhage and bleed to death. Afterwards, Jabba violated his dead body for a good five days.

THE END.

[[ OOC: I'VE NEVER WATCHED STAR WARS IN MY LIFE. I JUST MADE UP A BUNCHA SHIT. XDDDDD ]]

001

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 23:17:58 GMT

I must make this brief; Star Wars will be coming on in 10 minutes.

Ahem. I wasn't very pleased this morning to come back to my room to find that several of my toys had gone missing. I do not know who took them ~~Demyx~~, but my client was very unsatisfied that he was unable to get the works with the 'Tickle mah Elmo' Vibrator. I do hope this will be returned by tomorrow morning, otherwise I will be very displeased. This will not go unpunished, if I catch the culprit, that is.

I also found this in my e-mail inbox.

We all know I look way better than that. *clears throat*

testpost

Tue, 12 Sep 2006 08:04:53 GMT

This... simply is a test post.

And if you say anything about my taste in music I will stab you in the eye with my purple dildo.